While donations to my favorite charities (listed below) are always welcome, I have decided to list what I REALLY want.
Wish List
- Mini Horse (Yes, actual horse. Did I mention I’m from the farm?)
- Maserati Granturismo ( Any model will do, Im not picky! Can be used, but ONLY if previous owner is a celebrity in rehab.)
- Butler, Personal Chef, Housekeeper, Groundskeeper (One of the four staff people needed is an acceptable gift, but all four are preferred.)
- Boat (Must have acceptable sleeping quarters and not equipped with oars.)
- Unlimited use of cosmetic surgeon of my choice
- Ferrari California (For my assistant. She is not accepting pre-owned by rehabilitating celebrities.)
Donations to these charities are a favored tip:
Hot Water Rescue – Hot Water Rescue is a rescue group formed and based out of Connecticut that rescues, fosters, and places dogs all over the United States.
Out of the Pits – a non-profit organization that was founded in 1994. We seek to educate the public about the true nature of the American Pit Bull Terrier and to make them aware that it used to be one of America’s favorite breed of dogs.
The Gentle Barn – Rescues, Rehabilitates and Gives Sanctuary to Abused Animals.
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